I hate to get political...

My amazing friend Jillian (who just passed her skills exam!) just emaild me this. It's too good to not share with the (5?) people who read this! Loves it.

"I look at these people and can't quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked."
- Author David Sedaris, on undecided voters

In conclusion, just in case you havent been getting the automated calls from Michelle Obama and Gary Locke...and calls from the Obama volunteers...and house calls from the Obama volunteers...please don't forget to vote, even though Washington always goes democrat!

MGMT

Well, so far today is going very well. As if the gods of stuff I think is cool were smiling down on me, Eric Warehiem (of Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!) has directed the new MGMT music video. Super surreal, lots of sequins. Total dream. What's next, 30 Rock meets The Office with special guest star Larry David. Come on.

say it aint so joe

I stole this from a blog that stole it from a blog to put on my blog. Delightful, and so spot on, I would not be surprised if this is the standard sexy gubernatorial cheat sheet. I bet she's got it laminated and everything. So Joe Sixpack don't spill on it. Gosh darn it.